My lazy, fat-cat, Simon!

This boy is 14 years old!  He is HUGE!  When he lays around the house... he REALLY, lays AROUND the house!!  And he hates it when you call him fat-cat!  Ever heard of cats "taking a bath"?  Well, Simon loves to get in the sink or tub, play with the water, then rub his wet body all over any available, unsuspecting human!